Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.

Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

The busy man is never wise and the wise man is never busy.

Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.

Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion.

Good, better, best. Never let it rest - until your good is better and your better is best.

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

Life is a four-letter word.