Stupidity knows no bounds and certainly no city limits, but by and large, 99 percent of the people who come to Melvins shows seem to be relatively well behaved... I'm happy and relieved by this.

I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men.

There are no unsacred places; there are only sacred places and desecrated places.

I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

Today it is not big business that we have to fear. It is big government.

A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one thing or the other, and we then know how to meet him.

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.

Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.