Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

My favorite animal is steak.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one thing or the other, and we then know how to meet him.

Although I cannot move and I have to speak through a computer, in my mind I am free.

If I could put my brain in her body, the world would be mine for the taking.

Masculinity is not something given to you, but something you gain. And you gain it by winning small battles with honor.

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another.

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.