I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.

We're all human, aren't we? Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

Destiny is a name often given in retrospect to choices that had dramatic consequences.

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.

It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default.

I mean, you could claim that anything's real if the only basis for believing in it is that nobody's proved it doesn't exist!

Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.

We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.

There is a reason why all things are as they are.

There is no perfection only life.

Whether we and our politicians know it or not, Nature is party to all our deals and decisions, and she has more votes, a longer memory, and a sterner sense of justice than we do.

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

Don’t let them drag you down by rumors, just go with what you believe in.