I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

If you want the best the world has to offer, offer the world your best.

By our trust in the divine beauty in every person we develop that beauty in ourselves.

Truth disappears with the telling of it.

A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.

Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

When I no longer thrill to the first snow of the season, I'll know I'm growing old.

Necessity is the mother of invention.