I am influenced by every second of my waking hour.

In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.

Life is a four-letter word.

There is nothing sadder than an aging hipster.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

I was not born in a vacuum. Every thought I have belongs to someone else.

There is only what is.

Communism is like one big phone company.

I'm not a comedian. And I'm not sick. The world is sick, and I'm the doctor. I'm a surgeon with a scalpel for false values.

There are never enough I Love You's.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Today a new sun rises for me; everything lives, everything is animated, everything seems to speak to me of my passion, everything invites me to cherish it.

The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.

Mark this well, you proud men of action! you are, after all, nothing but unconscious instruments of the men of thought.

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

He thought how much he liked her and had in common with her, and how much she'd like and have in common with him if she only knew him.

Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

A child miseducated is a child lost.