Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

Leisure time is only leisure time when it is earned; otherwise, leisure time devolves into soul-killing lassitude. There's a reason so many new retirees, freed from the treadmill of work, promptly keel over on the golf course: Work fulfills us. It keeps us going.

We all need people who will give us feedback. That's how we improve.

Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk.

Laugh it off. There’s always another night.

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

One that would have the fruit must climb the tree.