In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.

There are but two powers in the world, the sword and the mind. In the long run the sword is always beaten by the mind.

If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.

Victory belongs to the most persevering.

A leader is a dealer in hope.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.

My favorite animal is steak.

The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too much and had nothing to think about.

If I have to choose between you and me - I like me better.

People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Too much good taste can be boring

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.