A sensible woman should be guided by her head when taking a husband, and by her heart when taking a lover.

If God had to give a woman wrinkles, He might at least have put them on the soles of her feet.

The resistance of a woman is not always a proof of her virtue, but more frequently of her experience.

Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion.

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.

A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them.

The past, the present and the future are really one: they are today.

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.

See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious.

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of.

Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody.

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.

Suffering shapes the life force, sometimes into anger, sometimes into blame and self-pity. Eventually it may show us the wisdom of embracing and loving life.