If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

If you can make a woman laugh, you’re seeing the most beautiful thing on God’s earth.

To be really great in little things, to be truly noble and heroic in the insipid details of everyday life, is a virtue so rare as to be worthy of canonization.

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure.

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man.

Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former invariably endangers the morals of the entire country.

He who is of a calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition, youth and age are equally a burden.