To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?

Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.

For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.

Love is the most terrible, and also the most generous of the passions; it is the only one which includes in its dreams the happiness of someone else.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Never let a day pass that you will have cause to say, I will do better tomorrow.

As far as I’m concerned, ‘whom’ is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.

Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.

Give me odorous at sunrise a garden of beautiful flowers where I can walk undisturbed.

Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties, and causes a kind of remissness and dissolution in all the powers of the soul.

Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!