It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?

We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.

Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.

Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and don't interfere as long as the policy you've decided upon is being carried out.

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?

We are never defeated unless we give up on God.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

I'm not a comedian. And I'm not sick. The world is sick, and I'm the doctor. I'm a surgeon with a scalpel for false values.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

Everybody favours free speech in the slack moments when no axes are being ground.

Love your Enemies, for they tell you your Faults.

I believe life is an intelligent thing: that things aren't random.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.