Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

Prayers are to men as dolls are to children.

Life is one long process of getting tired.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Don't cry about money, it never cries for you.

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.

If I have to choose between you and me - I like me better.

Travel can be one of the most rewarding forms of introspection.

If we keep doing what we're doing, we're going to keep getting what we're getting.

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do.