If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.

You've got to have this burning desire in your chest to succeed.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

Without music, life would be a mistake.

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight.

Don't let the tall weeds cast a shadow on the beautiful flowers in your garden.

But the lover's power is the poet's power. He can make love from all the common strings with which this world is strung.

I guess living without love, without experiencing it or being able to give it is pretty strong punishment.

Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.