In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

Caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is an act of political warfare.