In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

Caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is an act of political warfare.

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.